jackpumpkinqueen:

Woo Woo keeps walking around the house whispering “I know.” But he won’t tell us what he knows…

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Just found all of my wool tanktops…..
zgmfd:

"Master The Forces That Control You"

zgmfd:

"Master The Forces That Control You"

The stereotype of the welfare queen caused so much resentment among the white middle-class conservative America…because it was the antithesis of the values they sought to embody. Postwar prosperity brought an unprecedented number of white Americans into the middle class. Roughly ten years after the conclusion of World War [Two], nearly 60 percent of Americans had achieved middle class status (as opposed to 31 percent of Americans before the Depression). Many of these newcomers to the middle class had advanced economically because of government subsidies in the form of the GI Bill, which financed education and supplied homeowner and business loans for veterans. But the new middle class distinguished itself from other classes that received government aid. Most of its members believed themselves to be ‘worthy’ and ‘deserving’ of these benefits, which they viewed as very different from welfare and other ‘handouts.’
(Rebecca M. Kluchin, Fit to Be Tied page 84)
See, the thing is, take any popular music song from the radio, compare it to The Doobie Brothers, they become the greatest band in the world.

Add water, put in microwave, there’s your pizza. Like in that movie “Back to the Future Part II” featuring Flea.

unfriendlybambi:

f-emasculata:

REALLY just wanna take this chance to remind the people who follow me to not kill/trap opossums if they’re in your yard, and do not call animal control! Seriously.

  1. Opossums are literally 100% BIOLOGICALLY INCAPABLE of carrying rabies. Their body temperature is too cool to incubate it properly.
  2. Opossums are actually quite gentle and NOCTURNAL, so if they’re roaming, they’ve probably gotten lost, been injured, and are looking for a place to hide.
  3. Young opossums tend to try to climb into garbage cans when they’re starving. This is because THEY ARE LITERALLY STARVING. Don’t fucking shoot them or hit them with things because you wanna be some fucking macho top-of-the-food-chain cocksucker.
  4. Mama possums are amazing mothers and if you encounter an “aggressive” opossum, it’s probably because she’s got babies hanging off her nipple and she’s freaking out. They’re clumsy. Sometimes they don’t hear you coming and  you catch each other off guard.
  5. Wanna lure an opossum off of your property? You can set up a box with some greens and cat kibble in it, hide it well, and lure them out that way. They’re actually quite harmless and keep other predators away. they eat lotsa gross stuff.
  6. Opossum mamas who get hit by cars often still have their helpless babies attached to them. Possums get a bad rep and people say they are “the dumbest animal”, but they are incredible creatures who have been around since the days of fucking dinosaurs so treat them well, okay?

Aww!!!